Today is the 4th of July and in 1776 the United States of America was born. I have many American friends and I have visited that great country on one memorable holiday to New York.

I am often asked what the British call the 4th of July and quite honestly we just call it the 4th of July, however, with our wicked sense of humour we like to humour Americans by calling it Ungrateful Colonial Treason Day. Not because we think that but because so many Americans would be disappointed if we didn’t.
So Happy Birthday America… ungrateful gits
